Blind Woman Sees Her Son for the Very First Time

Kathy and I have been legally blind since we were children. eSight glasses, an amazing new technology that I also use, helped her see the birth of her son. What an incredible moment!
Jokes, +1:
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, "I have a parrot that will let you know daily what goes on in your house. The bird has no legs, so he holds onto his perch with his penis." Reluctantly, the husband brought the bird home. At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, "Did anything happen today?" The parrot said, "Yes, the milk man came over." The man asked, "What did he do with my wife?" The bird said, "I don’t know; I got hard and fell."