Yo momma's so smelly, that when…

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
Jokes, +1:
A blonde fell and hurt herself at work. The doctor said she was and would be fine, but needed a little time to heal. The doctor suggested an easier job for a week or so. She brought the doctor's note to her boss and he suggested light duty for the week. The blonde began to cry. Her boss asked why she was crying. She said, "I don't know how to change lights!"