Yo Momma's so fat when I…

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What…

Yo momma's so fat she passed…

Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.

Yo momma's so fat she needs…

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Yo momma's so fat she can't…

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma's so fat and old…

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked…

Yo momma's so dumb, when your…

Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name…

Yo Momma's so dumb that when…

Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went…

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two…

Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.

Yo momma's like a postal stamp:…

Yo momma's like a postal stamp: lick it, stick it, then send that bitch away.

Yo momma's like a bowling ball:…

Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad…

Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic…

Yo momma so ugly, she had…

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could…

Yo momma so stupid, she wanted…

Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

Yo momma so stupid, she tried…

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Yo momma so stupid she tried…

Yo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma so stupid she stuck…

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was…

Yo momma so stupid she stuck…

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT…

Yo momma so skinny she can…

Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.

Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took…

Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of HER!

Yo momma so fat, her shadow…

Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.