Your mum is like the sun:…

Your mum is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.

Your mom's so dirty she has…

Your mom's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.

Your momma's so ugly, when she…

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to…

Your momma so ugly she has…

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

Your momma is so ugly she…

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Your momma is so old when…

Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

Your momma is so hairy when…

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch…

Your mom is so stupid I…

Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she…

Your mom is like a brick:…

Your mom is like a brick: flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.

Your mamma's so fat people jog…

Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Your mamma so poor she washes…

Your mamma so poor she washes paper plates.

Your mama so fat when she…

Your mama so fat when she did a push up Earth went down.

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed…

Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo momma's so ugly, the government…

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo momma's so ugly, she gotta…

Yo momma's so ugly, she gotta be yo momma.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth…

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried…

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it…

Yo momma's so stupid, she put…

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was…

Yo momma's so stupid she thought…

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when…

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.